Hey, Wait A Minute. This Is A Script! There Must Be A Writer Around Here Somewhere.

I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
-- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
I stayed up all night learning my line.
-- Julie Condra/Syndi, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
If I have to say one more air-headed big sister line, I'm going to vomit on a producer.
-- Julie Condra/Syndi, Reality Takes a Holiday, Eerie Indiana...
Eerie had collided with a parallel reality called NBC.
*I* was being written off the show. Correction: Killed off the show....
Eerie, Indiana. The Last Testament of Marshall Teller.
I had come to the end of the line. Hunted. Lost....
Every kid dreams of being the star of their own TV show.
Take it from me, it's a living hell. -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
Abe: Hey, wait a minute! That's Amos Pearson's moose farm.
Make a right here. [Homer does so...
Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....