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• Eerie had collided with a parallel reality called NBC.
  *I* was being written off the show. Correction: Killed off the show....
• Hey, wait a minute. This is a script! There must be a writer around here somewhere.
  "Ya know, I never thought of it, but there's a logic to that....
• Eerie, Indiana. The Last Testament of Marshall Teller.
  I had come to the end of the line. Hunted. Lost....
• My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
  In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
• I stayed up all night learning my line.
  -- Julie Condra/Syndi, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• If I have to say one more air-headed big sister line, I'm going to vomit on a producer.
  -- Julie Condra/Syndi, Reality Takes a Holiday, Eerie Indiana...
• Every kid dreams of being the star of their own TV show.
  Take it from me, it's a living hell. -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...
• I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
  -- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...