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• The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.
• Captain! Someone has snorted all the dilithium crystals.
• Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
• We've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's Crystals.
• Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
• Scott: "Do you know that your dilithium crystals are going to fracture?
  !" LaForge: "We recomposit the crystals while they're still inside the articulation frame....
• Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
• Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Du
• Surprise, those aren't Dilethium crystals - they're Folgers crystals.