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Scott: "Do You Know That Your Dilithium Crystals Are Going To Fracture?
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Scott: "Do you know that your dilithium crystals are going to fracture?!"
LaForge: "We recomposit the crystals while they're still inside the
articulation frame."
-- "Relics", Stardate Unknown
Related:
LaForge: "Captain Scott! I've tried to be patient, I've tried to be polite.
But I've got a job to do here! And quite frankly, you're in the way!...
The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.
Scott: "I bet you two bottles of scotch that they're inside the sphere.
And that they went *in* right through the hatch....
Scott: "Oh, is that a conduit interface?" LaForge: "Yeah, it is." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow
Scott: "I'm not here for a tour, laddie. I'm here to help!
LaForge: "That's very kind, but I'm sure we can handle it....
LaForge: "You know, I think you're going to enjoy the twenty-fourth century, Mister Scott.
We've made some pretty incredible advances these last eighty years....
Riker: "We should probably get you to Sickbay. Doctor Crusher will want to have--" Sco
You've changed the resonator array!" Riker: "Geordi, I think our guest is going to have a lot of engineering questions....
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
Hey! Who's snorting the Dilithium Crystals???