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Hey! You're back! How was the treatment program?
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One of the greater accomplishments of modern medicine is that with treatment, you can regain enough strengh to survive being told how much your treatment costs.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lach
Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey! Home...
Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii, after which you will return at full pay.
Len: Oh, great! [general agreement from other employees] Man 1...
You freely express resentment at bad treatment. Then you forget it.
Hey Norm, how's the world treatin' you? Like a baby treats a diaper.
Hey la hey la! The Sysop's Back!