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• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
• Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
  Bart: You the man, Homer! Homer: Thanks, boy! -- What it is, "Homer Goes to College...
• Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
  Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
  Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left....
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...