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  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Born again? Have you been potty trained again?
• Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
  -- John Hardwick...
• Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer. -- The Lio
• Could you please continue with the petty bickering?
  I find it most intriguing. -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5...
• Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?
• You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• I told my mother I was going to have natural childbirth.
  She said to me, "Linda, you've been taking drugs all your life....