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Hindu To Christian: "How Many *times* Have You Been Born-again?
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Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?"
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Born again? Have you been potty trained again?
Here I am again right where I know I shouldn't be I've been caught inside this trap too many times I must've walked these steps and said these words a thousand times before It seems like I know everybody's lines.
-- David Bromberg, "How Late'll You Play 'Til?...
Born Again Christian = "I guess I myth'd again.
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? _____FIRST you rape, ____THEN you pillage!
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Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? First you rape, then you pillage!!
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How long have you been having this phantasy?...
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
-- John Camero...