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H: If A 'GOBLIN (HOB) Waylays You, Slice Him Up Before He Slays You.
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H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you,
Slice him up before he slays you.
Nothing makes you look a slob
Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB).
-- The Roguelet's ABC
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H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him up before he slays you.
Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB). -- The Roguelet's ABC...
K: Cobalt's metal, hard and shining; Cobol's wordy and confining
KOBOLDS topple when you strike them; Don't feel bad, it's hard to like them....
Are you a slob, or just a rectum?
SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!
Shelby: Quit stalling, kid. Write "Springfield sucks" in giant letters.
[Bart groans, starts to do so] His can control is excellent....
It would seem that no matter how you slice it, it still comes up Velveeta.