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Hi. Just Called To Touch Base With You Guys. -- Dave Parker, Sage Inc.
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Hi. Just called to touch base with you guys.
-- Dave Parker, Sage Inc.
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You guys are just floundering around.
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-- Eddie, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?