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• And now abideth faith, hope and charity, these three
  but the greatest of these is charity. -- I Corinthians, 13:13...
• OLD MAID -- a girl of advanced years who has gone through life with no hits, no runs, and no errors.
• MASSAGE PARLOR GIRL -- a peter maid.
• I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. -- Oedipus Rex
• I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud
• Christian life consists of faith and charity. -- Martin Luthe
• Gone With The Wind LITE(tm) -- by Margaret Mitchell A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.
  Gift of the Magii LITE(tm) -- by O. Henry A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences....
• For forms of government let fools contest; Whate'er is best administer'd is best.
  For modes of faith let graceless zealots fight; His can't be wrong whose life is in the right....
• Faith is not reason's labor, but repose. -- Young