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His Life Is So Dark And Shadowy And Full Of Fear And Trepidation.
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His life is so dark and shadowy and full of fear and trepidation.
So is going to the toilet in the middle of the night, but you don't
keep a scrapbook on it.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Amy and Amiability
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or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil!
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From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
Mrs M., if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
-- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Amy and Amiability...
hirty-nine are mad. Well, they sound ideal. They would be if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich to the same horse.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...