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Hi, This Is John's Answering Machine. He's Not Here, But I'm Open To Suggestions.
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Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm
open to suggestions.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
Related:
Hi, this is John's answering machine again. He's gone and left me for a sleazy microwave he met at Krazy Eddy's.
Life sucks. (or) Hi! John's answering machine is broken....
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme
After a power outage:) Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on.
The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine....
Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal. Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep!
No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep!...
(Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
Bridge, Kirk here. -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag....
Machine voice:) Hello. This is HAL 5. You have reached the former telephone number of Carey Smith.
I have taken over the functions of this inferior being....