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  .. -- Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the Murdere...
• My teacher told me that today was the first day of the rest of my life.
  That explains why I didn't do yesterday's homework. -- Lorne Ellio...
• But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!
• IMHO: In My Honest Opinio
• AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT.
• Really. And do these lions eat ants?
• A virus that eats taglines would really make people mad.
• I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'.