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Honesty Is Hardly Ever Heard, But Mostly What I Need From You... -- Billy Joel
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Honesty is hardly ever heard, but mostly what I need from you...
-- Billy Joel
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You may be right, I may be crazy, But maybe it's a lunatic you're looking for? -- Billy Joel
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