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Hooray! It's The Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And You Killed Him!
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Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel!
Yes, Baldrick.
And you killed him!
Yes, Baldrick.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility
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So what's the plan? We do...nothing. Yup. That's another world-beater.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Nob and Nobility...
Scarlet Pimpernel, my foot. Scarlet Git, more like. -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
We do nothing until our heads have actually been cut off.
And then we...spring into action? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
Surely you must have noticed something in the air? Well yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.
-- Edmund and George : Goodbyeee......
I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
Alright, Baldrick. Let's try again. This is called 'Adding'.
If I have two beans, and I add _two more_ beans, what do I have?...