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• We do nothing until our heads have actually been cut off.
  And then we...spring into action? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And you killed him!
  Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• I've been at autopsies with more party atmosphere. -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• Ah, bonjour, Monsieur. Sod off. -- Frenchman and Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• Do you speak English? Ah...a little. Yes - when you say 'a little' what exactly do you mea
  I mean can we talk, or are we going to spend the rest of the afternoon asking each other the way to the beach in very loud voices?...
• Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta
• Scarlet Pimpernel, my foot. Scarlet Git, more like. -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• I was merely pointing out that smuggling aristcrats out from under the noses of French revolutionaries is about as difficult as putting on a hat.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...