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HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU Can Marry LINDA RONSTADT Too!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Now we can become alcoholics! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Kids, don't gross me off.. ``Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE'' can be carried too FAR!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove it too!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
It's OKAY --- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too. -- Zippy the Pinhead
Are you still an ALCOHOLIC? -- Zippy the Pinhead