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• It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.
  It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass....
• Life is a holiday in the same way that glass is a liquid
• The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
• Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups -- alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
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• At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
  The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillip...