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• It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
  They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. -- M. Grundle...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you complain in the supermarket about your change and find out you computed it in hex.
• It's not to control, but to protect the citizens of Singapore.
  In our society, you can state your views, but they have to be correct....
• People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
• What is there to complain about?
• The conclusions seem inescapable that in certain circles a tendency has arisen to fear people who fear government.
  Government, as the Father of Our Country put it so well, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master....
• The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
  -- P.J. O'Rourke - A Parliament of Whore...
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...