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• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• Success has made failures of many men. -- Cindy Adam
• I have more than enough of almost everything.
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please? Lisa
  Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated?
  What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool....
• What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
  -- Singer Alanis Morissette, 7/30/95 explaining her video for You Oughtta Know...
• You've got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how to behave.
  -- Billie Holiday...