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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
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  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
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  [out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more....
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