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• Thank you for trying to sell me something I don't want, but I don't have any surplus hostility to vent.
  Could you please come back at a worse time?...
• A few planes short of an Air Force.
• If it's BLUE and doesn't work, it's the Air Force!
• THE AIR FORCE does it and aims high.
• This one is for all you military types. For those who don't know, Rangers are *extremely* well trained members of the U.
  S. Army. Marines are people who start out as normal soldiers and then are made to believe that bullets don't actually hurt....
• Backups?? Why, when we have the Air Force.
• THE AIR FORCE, aims high, shoots low.
• UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
• UFO's are real--the Air Force is swamp gas!