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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• SMILEY :-D laughing (at you!)
• Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?
  -- Jay Leno...
• Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.
  ' -- Jay Leno...
• How do you know that electrons are political? Because you can never determine their exact position.
• You never know what you know!
• Bush and Gorbachev decided to get themselves frozen for a hundred years to see how the current political situation resolved itself.
  After the time was up they were thawed, and started to read newspapers to catch up on the situation....
• Listen, Tyrone, you don't know how dangerous that stuff is.
  Suppose someday you just plug in and go away and never come back?...