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Here's Something To Think About: How Come You Never See A Headline Like `Psychic Wins Lottery.
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery.'
-- Jay Leno
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.
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