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• We want men to rule the nation who care more for and love better the nation's welfare than gold and silver, fame or popularity.
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• When the surgeon came to see her on the morning after her operation, the young woman asked her somewhat hesitantly how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
  I really haven't thought about it," gulped the stunned surgeon....
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• With Lorena's help, Michael could have sex with himself.