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  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Aide to Raygun: Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget cuts.
  Raygun himself: Tell them they'll have to help themselves....
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• Lorena Bobbit in Germany: Choppenderweinerhoffe
• Take that, Lorena said cuttingly.