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How Did You Find The Weather When You Were On Vacation?" "Just Went Outside And There It Was.
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"How did you find the weather when you were on vacation?"
"Just went outside and there it was."
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Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their heads and say, "It's such a shame you weren't here last week when the weather was beautiful.
We hardly ever have weather this bad....
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...
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REPORTER: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?" YOGI BERRA: "Closed.
Two monks went fishing in an electron river. The first monk drew out his network, and out flopped a hacker.
The second monk cried, "The poor hacker! How can it live outside of the network?...
The weather is great! Wish you were beer.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Marjoe and Doshen were meditating in a field when Doshen just went and smacked Marjoe upside the head.
"What the hell did you do that for?" asked Marjoe....
Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went out this morning and I wrote down this song, Just can't remember who to send it to.
.. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, But I always thought that I'd see you again....