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• How do YOU spell computer?
• How does one determine the sex of a chromosome? Take its genes off.
• How do you know that electrons are political? Because you can never determine their exact position.
• If your father told you he could determine the sex of a puppy by looking at the bottoms of its feet, he was lying.
• Computer: How do you feel? Spock: I don't understand the question.
• If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon.
• If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anonymou
• Input/Output. All you computer people think about is sex. -- SLR
• And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...