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If Your Father Told You He Could Determine The Sex Of A Puppy By Looking At The Bottoms Of Its Feet, He Was Lying.
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If your father told you he could determine the sex of a puppy by looking at
the bottoms of its feet, he was lying.
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This week somebody sent a puppy to the President. The puppy was a Democrat.
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John, your father wants you to build a boat at once," she said....
How do you determine the sex of a computer?
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How does one determine the sex of a chromosome? Take its genes off.
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He who refuses to listen is lying.
If Clinton's lips are moving, he's lying.