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How Do You Explain Wayne Newton's POWER Over Millions?
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How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?
It's th' MOUSTACHE... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates
SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take
HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL -- Zippy the Pinhead
Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
George flouts a large cape and huge false moustache) Well, what do you think?
...Are you ill or something? -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...