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How Do You Stop Volcanos From Erupting? Give Them Earth Control Pills.
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How do you stop volcanos from erupting?
Give them earth control pills.
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control-C vi. 1. "Stop whatever you are doing." From the interrupt character used on many operating systems to abort a running program.
Considered silly. 2. interj. Among BSD Unix hackers, the canonical humorous response to "Give me a break!...
control-C: vi. 1. "Stop whatever you are doing." From the interrupt character used on many operating systems to abort a running program.
Considered silly. 2. interj. Among BSD UNIX hackers, the canonical humorous response to "Give me a break!...