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• The Yellow River by I. P. Freely
• I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
• Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? -- Chuck Murphy.
• I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash.
• What I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros!
  ...If it was allergic to lemonade, that is. -- Melchett and Edmund : Bee...
• Bart: Is Mister Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I.
  P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here?...
• I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
• Homer: Well beer, we've had some great times... [singing to "It was a Very Good Year"] When I was 17, I drank some very good beer.
  I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was 17....
• I drank WHAT??????? -- Socrates (470?-399 B.C.)