-- How many
soccer players
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards,
and the other side's back four to all stand around and
put their hands up.
Related:
How many
soccer players
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to get into position to screw it in, one to
kick the legs out from under him, one to snatch the
light bulb and pass it to his mate who, then goes and
screws it in over the other side of the room, and one to
roll around on the floor pretending to be really
injured....
How many
city planners
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way
100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the
newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub
instead....
How many
chess computers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to remove the light bulb by capturing it en
passant, one to put the new one in by taking back the move
whereby the old one was unscrewed, one to go snatching some
pawns while all this action takes place on the other side of
the board, and one to flash its lights, make lots of noise,
and announce out of the blue that it has found a forced mate
in seven....
How many
laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc. )
-- does it take to
change a light bulb?
Five; one to change the light bulb, the other four to stand
around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach....
