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How Many A Dispute Could Have Been Deflated Into A Single Paragraph If The Disputants Had Dared To Define Their Terms?
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How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if
the disputants had dared to define their terms?
-- Aristotle
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It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.
-- Havelock Elli...
If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known as Aristotle's Law.
Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the Law of Socrates....
How many musicians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that....
Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?
Whatever happens in government could have happened differently and it usually would have been better if it had.
-- Prof. Charles Frankel...
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None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"....................