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• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective....
• How many American footballers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble....
• How many <ethnic> gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...