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• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....
• How many Greenpeace researchers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one....
• How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
  Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many manic-depressives -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs....
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs....