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• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when we haven't even taken the first step, and that is to remove the old bulb....
• How many neural nets -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  f'(x) = delta Sum log (HOUSE) / d(HOUSE)...
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, if it knows its own Goedel number. (Could somebody please explain this one to me !...
• How many of me -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it, one to make up a joke about it, and one to spend the next 6 months going round telling it to everyone....
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs....
• How many election canvassers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They'd just go round telling everyone that it's time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for "New light bulb....