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• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many police -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh?)...
• How many magicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on what you want to change it into....
• How many witches -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It depends on what you want them to change it into....
• Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....