How Many Baby Boomers -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
How many (generation) Xers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage....
How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
How many Rochester residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo....