How Many Bayesians/subjectivists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many light bulb jokes -- does it take to change a light bulb joke?
Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....
How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out....
How many Rochester residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
How many Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it......
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....