How Many Big Black Monoliths -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
How many husbands -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
How many dead babies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer....
How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....