How Many Bill Clintons -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues....
How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making light bulbs free....
How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him....
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....