-- How many
Canadians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to spray green paint onto the bulb so noone bashes
it with a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they
all roll a log down a hill to celebrate, and one to invite
all the others round to his log cabin so they can all watch
his moose moult.
Related:
How many
modern artists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four; one to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile
hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to
glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb
in the socket and fill the room with light while all the
critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs
against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the
cocker spaniel....
How many
computer journalists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so
you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a
remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a
third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months
later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint
in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is
coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb
is shipping with a virus....
