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• How many amino acids can dance on the head of a pin?
• it is really a discussion of how many angels can dance on the head of a pi
  and not really interesting unless those involved in the discussion are drunk or graduate students - two states of roughly similar incompetence....
• How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
• How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
• Consultants tell other how to do it.
• How about a pin the missile on the Iraqi leader game?
• Taylor's Law of Tailoring: No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.
• How many mice -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. (Hint: They are small enough to fit inside)....
• You may be redneck... if you know how many bales of hay fit in your car.