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• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
• How many alto sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb)....
• How many safety inspectors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder....
• How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.
  ) -- does it take to change a light bulb? Five; one to change the light bulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach....
• How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it....