How Many Cryonicists -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One .. Two, and a-one two three fou...
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two ! One, two ! One, two !...
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....