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How Many Cosmopolitan Readers -- Does It Take To Change A Light-bulb?
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-- How many
Cosmopolitan readers
-- does it take to change a
light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm
with the old one.
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How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....