How Many Democratic Presidential Candidates From 1988 -- Did It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
Democratic presidential candidates from 1988
-- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Mike Dukakis) In Massachusetts, my enlightened
government has made it unnecessary for people to screw
in their own light bulbs, as we have put thousands of
former welfare recipients to work for the Dept. of Light
Bulb Installation. These employees will come to your
home or business and install any incandescent bulb, on
only a few months notice.

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