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• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when we haven't even taken the first step, and that is to remove the old bulb....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Al Gore) As usual, the other left-wing wacko candidates are putting forth solutions that moderate Southerners won't cotton to on Super Tuesday....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Mike Dukakis) In Massachusetts, my enlightened government has made it unnecessary for people to screw in their own light bulbs, as we have put thousands of former welfare recipients to work for the Dept....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!...
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Jesse Jackson) Changing the light bulb is a partial solution at best....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Richard Gephart) It doesn't matter whether the bulb is changed or no...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb!...